-41 EMP(2022.06)
💀 TRANSLATION: Blaming the economy because blaming our strategy would get the CEO fired.
🩸 LIKELY CASUALTIES (AI ESTIMATE):
- 🔴Recruiting & Talent Acquisition (90%) ─ Reason: Hiring freeze, obsolete function.
- 🔴Growth & Performance Marketing (80%) ─ Reason: Unsustainable customer acquisition cost.
- 🟡Experimental R&D / Moonshot Teams (70%) ─ Reason: Unproven projects, delayed profitability.
☢️ CORPORATE BS LEVEL:
90%
