-22 EMP(2020.06)
💀 TRANSLATION: Blaming the economy because blaming our strategy would get the CEO fired.
🩸 LIKELY CASUALTIES (AI ESTIMATE):
- 🔴Talent Acquisition (95%) ─ Reason: Hiring freeze, growth plans curtailed.
- 🔴Junior Software Engineers (80%) ─ Reason: Cost cutting, less critical skill sets.
- 🟡Growth Marketing (70%) ─ Reason: Acquisition paused, efficiency prioritized.
🤡 CORPORATE BS LEVEL:
85%














