-30 EMP(2022.10)
💀 TRANSLATION: Blaming the economy because blaming our strategy would get the CEO fired.
🩸 LIKELY CASUALTIES (AI ESTIMATE):
- 🔴Recruiting & HR (90%) ─ Reason: Hiring freezes, growth engine redundant.
- 🔴Marketing (Content/Brand) (80%) ─ Reason: Growth-at-all-costs ends, fluff cut.
- 🟡Operations / Admin (75%) ─ Reason: Streamlining overhead, optimizing burn rate.
🤡 CORPORATE BS LEVEL:
85%
