UNDISCLOSED(2023.03)
💀 TRANSLATION: Blaming the economy because blaming our strategy would get the CEO fired.
🩸 LIKELY CASUALTIES (AI ESTIMATE):
- 🔴Recruiting & Talent Acquisition (95%) ─ Reason: Hiring freezes render role obsolete.
- 🔴Marketing & Growth (non-core) (85%) ─ Reason: Discretionary spend cut; focus shifts to profitability.
- 🟡Junior Engineers / QA (75%) ─ Reason: Easily replaceable, higher cost; senior roles retained.
🤡 CORPORATE BS LEVEL:
85%
