UNDISCLOSED(2022.10)
💀 TRANSLATION: Blaming the economy because blaming our strategy would get the CEO fired.
🩸 LIKELY CASUALTIES (AI ESTIMATE):
- 🔴Recruiting & Talent Acquisition (90%) ─ Reason: Hiring freeze renders role obsolete.
- 🔴Junior Software Developers (80%) ─ Reason: Non-critical projects cut; cheaper talent goes.
- 🟡Sales Development Representatives (SDRs) (75%) ─ Reason: Pipeline dried up; growth projections unrealistic.
🤡 CORPORATE BS LEVEL:
85%
