-45 EMP(2022.06)
💀 TRANSLATION: A convenient external excuse to cut overhead.
🩸 LIKELY CASUALTIES (AI ESTIMATE):
- 🔴Recruiting & HR (90%) ─ Reason: Hiring freeze renders role obsolete.
- 🔴Marketing & Growth (80%) ─ Reason: Unsustainable CAC, vanity metric focus.
- 🟡Product Management (70%) ─ Reason: Feature bloat, strategic re-prioritization.
🤡 CORPORATE BS LEVEL:
88%














