-16 EMP(2024.09)
💀 TRANSLATION: Blaming the economy because blaming our strategy would get the CEO fired.
🩸 LIKELY CASUALTIES (AI ESTIMATE):
- 🔴Sales / Business Development (90%) ─ Reason: Market contraction, sales pipeline drying up.
- 🔴Marketing (80%) ─ Reason: Lead gen less effective, brand spend cut.
- 🟡Recruiting / Talent Acquisition (75%) ─ Reason: Hiring freeze, internal redeployment priority.
🤡 CORPORATE BS LEVEL:
85%
