-280 EMP(2023.06)
💀 TRANSLATION: Shifting the deck chairs on a sinking ship.
🩸 LIKELY CASUALTIES (AI ESTIMATE):
- 🔴Recruiting & Talent Acquisition (90%) ─ Reason: Hiring pipeline dried up.
- 🔴Project & Program Management (80%) ─ Reason: Overhead reduction; process streamlining.
- 🟡Growth/Product Marketing (70%) ─ Reason: Non-core feature focus.
☢️ CORPORATE BS LEVEL:
90%














