UNDISCLOSED(2023.03)
💀 TRANSLATION: Prioritizing the stock ticker over human lives.
🩸 LIKELY CASUALTIES (AI ESTIMATE):
- 🔴Recruiting & HR (90%) ─ Reason: Hiring freeze, talent acquisition redundant.
- 🔴Middle Management (80%) ─ Reason: Excess overhead, operational streamlining focus.
- 🟡Legacy IT/Infrastructure Support (75%) ─ Reason: Outdated skills, automation, efficiency drive.
🤡 CORPORATE BS LEVEL:
75%
