UNDISCLOSED(2023.11)
💀 TRANSLATION: Blaming the economy because blaming our strategy would get the CEO fired.
🩸 LIKELY CASUALTIES (AI ESTIMATE):
- 🔴Recruiting & HR (95%) ─ Reason: First to go when hyper-growth illusion breaks.
- 🔴Sales Development Representatives (88%) ─ Reason: Pipeline generation hit, focus shifts to core.
- 🔴Non-core R&D / Junior Engineers (80%) ─ Reason: Experimental projects cut, easy to replace later.
🤡 CORPORATE BS LEVEL:
85%
