-30 EMP(2020.04)
💀 TRANSLATION: Blaming the economy because blaming our strategy would get the CEO fired.
🩸 LIKELY CASUALTIES (AI ESTIMATE):
- 🔴Recruiting & HR (95%) ─ Reason: Hiring freeze renders role obsolete.
- 🔴Marketing & Communications (85%) ─ Reason: Non-essential spend, minimal immediate ROI.
- 🟡Experimental R&D / Innovation (75%) ─ Reason: Unprofitable pet projects, future uncertain.
🤡 CORPORATE BS LEVEL:
85%
