-47 EMP(2022.12)
💀 TRANSLATION: Blaming the economy because blaming our strategy would get the CEO fired.
🩸 LIKELY CASUALTIES (AI ESTIMATE):
- 🔴Recruiting & HR (95%) ─ Reason: Hiring freeze makes roles redundant.
- 🔴Sales Development Reps (85%) ─ Reason: Pipeline dries; new acquisition costly.
- 🟡Junior Product Managers (75%) ─ Reason: Non-essential projects shelved; cost cutting.
☢️ CORPORATE BS LEVEL:
90%
