-20 EMP(2022.11)
💀 TRANSLATION: Blaming the economy because blaming our strategy would get the CEO fired.
🩸 LIKELY CASUALTIES (AI ESTIMATE):
- 🔴Recruiting & HR (95%) ─ Reason: Hiring freeze, talent acquisition redundant.
- 🔴Marketing & Growth (85%) ─ Reason: Overhead reduction, brand spending cut.
- 🔴Junior Sales / SDRs (80%) ─ Reason: Pipeline drying, easy to replace.
🤡 CORPORATE BS LEVEL:
85%
