-84 EMP(2022.10)
💀 TRANSLATION: Blaming the economy because blaming our strategy would get the CEO fired.
🩸 LIKELY CASUALTIES (AI ESTIMATE):
- 🔴Recruiting & HR (95%) ─ Reason: Hiring frenzy over, talent acquisition redundant.
- 🔴Marketing & Growth (85%) ─ Reason: Capital expensive, unprofitable growth pruned.
- 🟡Internal Operations & Coordination (75%) ─ Reason: Non-core overhead, efficiency mandate.
☢️ CORPORATE BS LEVEL:
95%
