-30 EMP(2023.03)
💀 TRANSLATION: Blaming the economy because blaming our strategy would get the CEO fired.
🩸 LIKELY CASUALTIES (AI ESTIMATE):
- 🔴Recruiting & HR (95%) ─ Reason: Hiring freezes, talent acquisition surplus.
- 🔴Experimental R&D (85%) ─ Reason: Unproven concepts, non-essential future bets.
- 🔴Administrative Support (80%) ─ Reason: Redundant tasks, efficiency drives, cost reduction.
🤡 CORPORATE BS LEVEL:
88%
