-50 EMP(2022.11)
💀 TRANSLATION: Blaming the economy because blaming our strategy would get the CEO fired.
🩸 LIKELY CASUALTIES (AI ESTIMATE):
- 🔴Recruiting & HR (90%) ─ Reason: Hiring freeze, growth illusion shattered.
- 🔴Marketing & Growth (80%) ─ Reason: Discretionary spend, ROI hard to prove.
- 🟡Project/Program Management (75%) ─ Reason: Overhead bloat, projects consolidated.
☢️ CORPORATE BS LEVEL:
95%














