-97 EMP(2023.05)
💀 TRANSLATION: Prioritizing the stock ticker over human lives.
🩸 LIKELY CASUALTIES (AI ESTIMATE):
- 🔴Recruiting & HR (90%) ─ Reason: Hiring sprees over, overhead cut.
- 🔴Marketing & Growth (80%) ─ Reason: Expensive customer acquisition, low ROI.
- 🟡Non-core Product/Engineering (75%) ─ Reason: Unprofitable projects axed, cost cutting.
🤥 CORPORATE BS LEVEL:
70%














