-500 EMP(2025.05)
💀 TRANSLATION: Wall Street appeasement mechanism.
🩸 LIKELY CASUALTIES (AI ESTIMATE):
- 🔴Recruiting & HR (90%) ─ Reason: Overhired during boom, now redundant.
- 🔴Middle Management (Non-technical) (80%) ─ Reason: Excess overhead, flatter structure needed.
- 🟡Underperforming Sales/BD (75%) ─ Reason: Low ROI, AI/automation taking over.
☢️ CORPORATE BS LEVEL:
90%













