-500 EMP(2026.02)
💀 TRANSLATION: Correcting our own executive incompetence.
🩸 LIKELY CASUALTIES (AI ESTIMATE):
- 🔴Sales & Marketing (85%) ─ Reason: Redundant market coverage, M&A cost-cut.
- 🟡HR & Recruiting (75%) ─ Reason: Reduced headcount, hiring paused, less needed.
- 🟡Middle Management / Program Leads (70%) ─ Reason: Streamlining hierarchy, M&A organizational efficiency.
🤡 CORPORATE BS LEVEL:
88%













