-400 EMP(2023.04)
💀 TRANSLATION: Blaming the economy because blaming our strategy would get the CEO fired.
🩸 LIKELY CASUALTIES (AI ESTIMATE):
- 🔴Recruiting & Talent Acquisition (95%) ─ Reason: First to go when hyper-growth ends.
- 🔴Sales Development Representatives (SDRs) (85%) ─ Reason: Lead generation overhead cut; focus on existing customers.
- 🔴Product & Project Management (80%) ─ Reason: Unprofitable initiatives pruned for immediate revenue.
🤡 CORPORATE BS LEVEL:
88%












