-200 EMP(2023.03)
💀 TRANSLATION: Wall Street appeasement mechanism.
🩸 LIKELY CASUALTIES (AI ESTIMATE):
- 🔴Recruiting & HR (95%) ─ Reason: Hiring slowdown, growth illusion ended.
- 🔴Product Managers (88%) ─ Reason: Unprofitable feature pruning, portfolio streamlining.
- 🔴Junior/Mid-level Engineers (80%) ─ Reason: Redundant projects, cost optimization.
🤡 CORPORATE BS LEVEL:
88%












