-65 EMP(2022.12)
💀 TRANSLATION: Blaming the economy because blaming our strategy would get the CEO fired.
🩸 LIKELY CASUALTIES (AI ESTIMATE):
- 🔴Recruiting & HR (90%) ─ Reason: Hiring freeze, hyper-growth over.
- 🔴Marketing & Growth (80%) ─ Reason: Reduced ad spend, growth targets missed.
- 🟡Sales (75%) ─ Reason: Economic downturn shrinks market, pipeline.
🤡 CORPORATE BS LEVEL:
88%












