-142 EMP(2023.01)
💀 TRANSLATION: Correcting our own executive incompetence.
🩸 LIKELY CASUALTIES (AI ESTIMATE):
- 🔴Recruiting & HR (95%) ─ Reason: Hiring freeze, hyper-growth ended.
- 🔴Project/Program Management (85%) ─ Reason: Non-revenue generating overhead pruned.
- 🔴Non-core Marketing/Growth (80%) ─ Reason: Vanity metrics, budget slashed.
☢️ CORPORATE BS LEVEL:
90%













