UNDISCLOSED(2023.01)
💀 TRANSLATION: Correcting our own executive incompetence.
🩸 LIKELY CASUALTIES (AI ESTIMATE):
- 🔴Recruiting & HR (95%) ─ Reason: Hyper-growth illusion broken, hiring freezes, cost savings.
- 🔴Marketing & Brand (85%) ─ Reason: Discretionary spend cut, focus on immediate revenue.
- 🔴Project/Program Management (80%) ─ Reason: Consolidating tasks, reducing perceived non-essential overhead.
☢️ CORPORATE BS LEVEL:
90%
