-80 EMP(2023.04)
💀 TRANSLATION: Blaming the economy because blaming our strategy would get the CEO fired.
🩸 LIKELY CASUALTIES (AI ESTIMATE):
- 🔴Recruiting & HR (90%) ─ Reason: Hiring freeze, role now obsolete.
- 🟡Marketing (Brand/Content) (75%) ─ Reason: Discretionary spend cut, focus revenue.
- 🟡Project/Program Management (65%) ─ Reason: Project cancellations, scope reduction.
🤡 CORPORATE BS LEVEL:
85%











