UNDISCLOSED(2023.01)
💀 TRANSLATION: Shifting the deck chairs on a sinking ship.
🩸 LIKELY CASUALTIES (AI ESTIMATE):
- 🔴Sales & Business Development (95%) ─ Reason: Unsustainable growth targets, bloated acquisition costs.
- 🔴Talent Acquisition & HR (90%) ─ Reason: Hiring spree over, internal roles benched.
- 🔴Product Management (85%) ─ Reason: Non-core features cut, profitability focus.
☢️ CORPORATE BS LEVEL:
90%
