-8 EMP(2022.06)
💀 TRANSLATION: Blaming the economy because blaming our strategy would get the CEO fired.
🩸 LIKELY CASUALTIES (AI ESTIMATE):
- 🔴Recruiting & Talent Acquisition (90%) ─ Reason: Hiring freeze rendering role obsolete.
- 🔴Junior Sales & Account Executives (80%) ─ Reason: New revenue generation proving elusive.
- 🟡Internal Marketing & Content (70%) ─ Reason: Discretionary spending cuts; non-revenue generating.
🤡 CORPORATE BS LEVEL:
85%
