-17 EMP(2023.04)
💀 TRANSLATION: Blaming the economy because blaming our strategy would get the CEO fired.
🩸 LIKELY CASUALTIES (AI ESTIMATE):
- 🔴Recruiting & Talent Acquisition (90%) ─ Reason: Hiring freeze makes role unnecessary.
- 🔴Growth Marketing & Sales Development (85%) ─ Reason: Reduce customer acquisition costs.
- 🔴Experimental R&D / Long-term Projects (80%) ─ Reason: Long-term bets, no immediate revenue.
☢️ CORPORATE BS LEVEL:
90%
