OTIOSE-IHR-004 · ACKNOWLEDGED
LOW OUTPUT CERTIFIED / 低出力認定
Internal HR · Gummistempel
IHR-serienummer
OTIOSE-IHR-004
size
39 × 18 mm
made in
Japan · Wooden mount rubber stamp
tiltænkt brug
skrivebord / gave / joke
aftryk
udviklingshensigt
People burn out and still treat a low-output day like failure. So we certified it: less output can still be OK.
brugssituationer
- Stamp it for yourself when you're exhausted and almost nothing came out — and that still has to be OK.
- See a colleague inventing progress out of guilt — leave a sticky on their desk.
- Press it into a notebook for someone who thinks a quiet day isn't allowed.
sådan læses det 🇯🇵
Læsning
ていしゅつりょくにんてい · teishutsuryoku nintei
Bogstavelig
Low-output certification
OTIOSE engelsk
LOW OUTPUT CERTIFIED is fake-official Internal HR: when you're spent and little comes out, that low output is still OK — certified, not a failure.
FOR vs IMOD
FOR
Elena Rossi
Staff · otiose corp.
“I'm wiped. Almost nothing came out this week. Can someone just certify that that's allowed?”
IMOD
Todd Kim
Manager · otiose corp.
“Every week needs a win. If you only kept things running, that doesn't count.”
INTERN AFSTEMNING
Vedtaget med FOR-flertal. Dette gummistempel er nu officielt Internal HR-inventar.
FOR — underskrivere
+51
Officielle stempler for uofficielle tilstande.
Rigtige virksomheder navngiver ikke disse tilstande. Som fiktiv Internal HR godkender vi det, ingen arbejdsplads vil stemple.
Udstedt i Japan af Internal HR. Gyldigt verden over.
PRIS
$28
