OTIOSE-IHR-004 · ACKNOWLEDGED
LOW OUTPUT CERTIFIED / 低出力認定
Internal HR · Timbro in gomma
numero di serie IHR
OTIOSE-IHR-004
size
39 × 18 mm
made in
Japan · Wooden mount rubber stamp
uso previsto
scrivania / regalo / scherzo
impressione
intento di sviluppo
People burn out and still treat a low-output day like failure. So we certified it: less output can still be OK.
situazioni d'uso
- Stamp it for yourself when you're exhausted and almost nothing came out — and that still has to be OK.
- See a colleague inventing progress out of guilt — leave a sticky on their desk.
- Press it into a notebook for someone who thinks a quiet day isn't allowed.
come si legge 🇯🇵
Lettura
ていしゅつりょくにんてい · teishutsuryoku nintei
Letterale
Low-output certification
Inglese OTIOSE
LOW OUTPUT CERTIFIED is fake-official Internal HR: when you're spent and little comes out, that low output is still OK — certified, not a failure.
PRO vs CONTRO
PRO
Elena Rossi
Staff · otiose corp.
“I'm wiped. Almost nothing came out this week. Can someone just certify that that's allowed?”
CONTRO
Todd Kim
Manager · otiose corp.
“Every week needs a win. If you only kept things running, that doesn't count.”
VOTAZIONE INTERNA
Adottato a maggioranza PRO. Questo timbro in gomma è ora inventario ufficiale Internal HR.
PRO — firmatari
+51
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PREZZO
$28
