OTIOSE-IHR-004 · ACKNOWLEDGED
LOW OUTPUT CERTIFIED / 低出力認定
Internal HR · Sello de goma
número de serie IHR
OTIOSE-IHR-004
size
39 × 18 mm
made in
Japan · Wooden mount rubber stamp
uso previsto
escritorio / regalo / broma
impresión
intención de desarrollo
People burn out and still treat a low-output day like failure. So we certified it: less output can still be OK.
situaciones de uso
- Stamp it for yourself when you're exhausted and almost nothing came out — and that still has to be OK.
- See a colleague inventing progress out of guilt — leave a sticky on their desk.
- Press it into a notebook for someone who thinks a quiet day isn't allowed.
cómo leerlo 🇯🇵
Lectura
ていしゅつりょくにんてい · teishutsuryoku nintei
Literal
Low-output certification
Inglés de OTIOSE
LOW OUTPUT CERTIFIED is fake-official Internal HR: when you're spent and little comes out, that low output is still OK — certified, not a failure.
A FAVOR vs EN CONTRA
A FAVOR
Elena Rossi
Staff · otiose corp.
“I'm wiped. Almost nothing came out this week. Can someone just certify that that's allowed?”
EN CONTRA
Todd Kim
Manager · otiose corp.
“Every week needs a win. If you only kept things running, that doesn't count.”
VOTACIÓN INTERNA
Adoptado por mayoría A FAVOR. Este sello de goma ya forma parte del inventario oficial de Internal HR.
A FAVOR — firmantes
+51
Sellos oficiales para estados no oficiales.
Las empresas reales no nombran estos estados. Como Internal HR ficticia, autorizamos lo que ningún lugar de trabajo estampará.
Emitido en Japón por Internal HR. Válido en todo el mundo.
PRECIO
$28
