OTIOSE-IHR-004 · ACKNOWLEDGED
LOW OUTPUT CERTIFIED / 低出力認定
Internal HR · 橡皮图章
IHR 编号
OTIOSE-IHR-004
size
39 × 18 mm
made in
Japan · Wooden mount rubber stamp
用途
桌面 / 礼物 / 玩笑
印样
开发意图
People burn out and still treat a low-output day like failure. So we certified it: less output can still be OK.
使用场景
- Stamp it for yourself when you're exhausted and almost nothing came out — and that still has to be OK.
- See a colleague inventing progress out of guilt — leave a sticky on their desk.
- Press it into a notebook for someone who thinks a quiet day isn't allowed.
怎么读 🇯🇵
读音
ていしゅつりょくにんてい · teishutsuryoku nintei
直译
Low-output certification
OTIOSE 英文
LOW OUTPUT CERTIFIED is fake-official Internal HR: when you're spent and little comes out, that low output is still OK — certified, not a failure.
赞成 vs 反对
赞成
Elena Rossi
Staff · otiose corp.
“I'm wiped. Almost nothing came out this week. Can someone just certify that that's allowed?”
反对
Todd Kim
Manager · otiose corp.
“Every week needs a win. If you only kept things running, that doesn't count.”
内部表决
赞成多数通过。此橡皮图章现为 Internal HR 正式库存。
赞成 — 签署人
+51
为不被承认的状态，盖官方章。
真正的公司不会命名这些状态。作为虚构的 Internal HR，我们授权没有任何职场会盖的东西。
由日本 Internal HR 发行。全球有效。
价格
$28
