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LOW OUTPUT CERTIFIED / 低出力認定 - image 1
LOW OUTPUT CERTIFIED / 低出力認定 - image 2
LOW OUTPUT CERTIFIED / 低出力認定 - image 3
LOW OUTPUT CERTIFIED wooden mount rubber stamp
LOW OUTPUT CERTIFIED / 低出力認定 stamp with label
LOW OUTPUT CERTIFIED / 低出力認定 stamp artwork
OTIOSE-IHR-004 · ACKNOWLEDGED

LOW OUTPUT CERTIFIED / 低出力認定

Internal HR · Gumová pečiatka
IHR sériové číslo
OTIOSE-IHR-004
size
39 × 18 mm
made in
Japan · Wooden mount rubber stamp
určené použitie
stôl / darček / vtip
otlačok
LOW OUTPUT CERTIFIED / 低出力認定 rubber stamp impression
zámer vývoja
People burn out and still treat a low-output day like failure. So we certified it: less output can still be OK.
situácie použitia
  • Stamp it for yourself when you're exhausted and almost nothing came out — and that still has to be OK.
  • See a colleague inventing progress out of guilt — leave a sticky on their desk.
  • Press it into a notebook for someone who thinks a quiet day isn't allowed.
ako to čítať 🇯🇵
Čítanie
ていしゅつりょくにんてい · teishutsuryoku nintei
Doslovný
Low-output certification
Angličtina OTIOSE
LOW OUTPUT CERTIFIED is fake-official Internal HR: when you're spent and little comes out, that low output is still OK — certified, not a failure.
ZA vs PROTI
ZA
Elena Rossi
Staff · otiose corp.

I'm wiped. Almost nothing came out this week. Can someone just certify that that's allowed?

PROTI
Todd Kim
Manager · otiose corp.

Every week needs a win. If you only kept things running, that doesn't count.

INTERNÉ HLASOVANIE
ZA 92%PROTI 8%

Prijaté väčšinou ZA. Táto gumová pečiatka je teraz oficiálny inventár Internal HR.

ZA — signatári
+51
Oficiálne pečiatky pre neoficiálne stavy.

Skutočné firmy tieto stavy nepomenúvajú. Ako fiktívny Internal HR schvaľujeme to, čo žiadne pracovisko neopečiatkuje.

Vydané v Japonsku Internal HR. Platné po celom svete.

CENA
$28
čakacia listina
predchádzajúce čísloIHR-003MEETING EXEMPT / 会議免除
ďalšie čísloIHR-005CONTEXT MISSING / 文脈不足
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