OTIOSE-IHR-004 · ACKNOWLEDGED
LOW OUTPUT CERTIFIED / 低出力認定
Internal HR · Gummistempel
IHR-serienummer
OTIOSE-IHR-004
size
39 × 18 mm
made in
Japan · Wooden mount rubber stamp
tiltenkt bruk
skrivebord / gave / spøk
avtrykk
utviklingshensikt
People burn out and still treat a low-output day like failure. So we certified it: less output can still be OK.
brukssituasjoner
- Stamp it for yourself when you're exhausted and almost nothing came out — and that still has to be OK.
- See a colleague inventing progress out of guilt — leave a sticky on their desk.
- Press it into a notebook for someone who thinks a quiet day isn't allowed.
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Lesing
ていしゅつりょくにんてい · teishutsuryoku nintei
Bokstavelig
Low-output certification
OTIOSE engelsk
LOW OUTPUT CERTIFIED is fake-official Internal HR: when you're spent and little comes out, that low output is still OK — certified, not a failure.
FOR vs IMOT
FOR
Elena Rossi
Staff · otiose corp.
“I'm wiped. Almost nothing came out this week. Can someone just certify that that's allowed?”
IMOT
Todd Kim
Manager · otiose corp.
“Every week needs a win. If you only kept things running, that doesn't count.”
INTERN AVSTEMNING
Vedtatt med FOR-flertall. Dette gummistempel er nå offisielt Internal HR-inventar.
FOR — underskrivere
+51
Offisielle stempler for uoffisielle tilstander.
Ekte selskaper navngir ikke disse tilstandene. Som fiktiv Internal HR godkjenner vi det ingen arbeidsplass vil stemple.
Utstedt i Japan av Internal HR. Gyldig over hele verden.
PRIS
$28
