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OTIOSE | otiose corp. | life at 0.5x.

life at 0.5x.
[otiose corp. // internal hr]

THE GREEN DOT
THE GREEN DOT
THE EXECUTION
THE EXECUTION
AI SLOP ME
INTAKE
INTAKE
internal hr case desk
telemetry. Workplace Simulators
捕捉现代白领职场\n病症与诅咒的模拟器。
在此吐槽。
WE ARE FINE
transfer
telemetry
CAUGHT/CONVERTED/STAMPED
supplies
telemetry 捕获的，就成了桌面护身符。
bulletin. 内部人力资源 · 教材
otiose corp. 按相反的规则运转。社内报把那里发生的怪事印出来。

Next issue · October 5, 2026 · 10:00

Internal HR bulletins fanned on a deskInternal HR bulletin, desk charm, and black envelope — as shipped
otiose corp. employee ID, frontotiose corp. employee ID, back

Join the company. Get the paper and credentials.

一个男人坐在椅子上，阅读报纸查看全部
ExtraHyperscale: Confessions of a Mini Elon MuskOctober 1, 2026
ExtraThe largest customerSeptember 30, 2026
No. 7Ten Thousand Forks.September 28, 2026
ExtraCorn-Poop PhenomenonSeptember 25, 2026
ExtraA person, as a person.September 24, 2026
No. 6Fax Is EnoughSeptember 22, 2026
No. 5We Opened The Bid For A One-Day WeekSeptember 15, 2026
No. 4Pure AI. Full Medal.September 8, 2026
No. 3We Electrified The RTO Faction And WonSeptember 1, 2026
ExtraWhy we do this?August 31, 2026
No. 2We Destroyed A Work Addict's DevicesAugust 25, 2026
No. 1Attendance Is Automatic And FineAugust 18, 2026
No. 0AI Brought Us NothingAugust 11, 2026
referenced in
supplies. Internal HR
来自 Internal HR 的桌面护身符。
给在工作中感到疲惫的人的安静反抗。
SELF-APPROVEDview all
THE BIGFOOT HOODIE
OTIOSE-HOODIE-001
THE BIGFOOT HOODIE
INTERNAL HR · Hoodie
$90详情 →
REST APPROVED Necktie
OTIOSE-NECKTIE-001
REST APPROVED Necktie
Internal HR · Necktie
$120详情 →
REST APPROVED
OTIOSE-IHR-001 · ACKNOWLEDGED
REST APPROVED
Internal HR · 桌面护身符
$28详情 →
NO REPLY REQUIRED
OTIOSE-IHR-002 · ACKNOWLEDGED
NO REPLY REQUIRED
Internal HR · 桌面护身符
$28详情 →
MEETING EXEMPT
OTIOSE-IHR-003 · ACKNOWLEDGED
MEETING EXEMPT
Internal HR · 桌面护身符
$28详情 →
LOW OUTPUT CERTIFIED
OTIOSE-IHR-004 · ACKNOWLEDGED
LOW OUTPUT CERTIFIED
Internal HR · 桌面护身符
$28详情 →
CONTEXT MISSING
OTIOSE-IHR-005 · ACKNOWLEDGED
CONTEXT MISSING
Internal HR · 桌面护身符
$28详情 →
HUMAN REVIEW REQUIRED
OTIOSE-IHR-006 · ACKNOWLEDGED
HUMAN REVIEW REQUIRED
Internal HR · 桌面护身符
$28详情 →
I'M SOOOO TIRED
OTIOSE-IHR-007 · ACKNOWLEDGED
I'M SOOOO TIRED
Internal HR · 桌面护身符
$28详情 →
INFORMATION ADDICTION
OTIOSE-IHR-008 · ACKNOWLEDGED
INFORMATION ADDICTION
Internal HR · 桌面护身符
$28详情 →
MONDAY NOT REQUIRED
OTIOSE-IHR-009 · ACKNOWLEDGED
MONDAY NOT REQUIRED
Internal HR · 桌面护身符
$28详情 →
NOT AI, BUT HUMAN
OTIOSE-IHR-010 · ACKNOWLEDGED
NOT AI, BUT HUMAN
Internal HR · 桌面护身符
$28详情 →